The end days are here....

I hate to be overly apocalyptic, but the Tampa Bay [Devil] Rays are in first place in the AL East. This development should have been mentioned in Revelation as a sign of the end times, along with all those men on horses and stuff... I honestly don't think it's a coincidence that right after dropping "Devil" from their name the "rays" start to win, which is working towards a dynasty of many years, which will get all of us baseball heathens to worship them..., which is very much not a good thing when the end times come -- it's like against the second amendment, or commandment, you know.