Only in 'Sconsin....

Sometimes you just don't want to believe it's true...

Helen McCollum says she was just trying to help a guy staggering down the highway after he had hit a cow in the middle of the road.

Instead, she was arrested on a drunken driving charge after hitting the same cow, which did not survive.

"I was helping this guy and I was busted," McCollum called The Capital Times to say today. "This is why people don't stop and help others anymore."

I have to admit that the real kicker of this whole story is the inclusion of the ever critical fact that the cow did not survive!